I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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