1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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