I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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