How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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