doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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