if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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