***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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