He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
