I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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