Can i not drive my cunt home
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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