But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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