Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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