The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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