Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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