Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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