yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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