thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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