How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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