is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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