and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In America we eat man semen.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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