Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A bitchslap is in order.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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