Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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