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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I wish I could punch you in the face.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  What did I say to him last night?

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  Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  all in all not a bad night

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• (281): View more from Texas

  i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen

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