I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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