you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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