SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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