What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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