oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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3pm strippers are depressing
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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