Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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