OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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