The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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