I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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