Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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