): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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