I like to think it a success when the cops are called
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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