office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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