what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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