I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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