all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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