I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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