Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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