she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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