Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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