do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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