Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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