And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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