Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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