im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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