We won't sleep together?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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