I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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