dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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