these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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