making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.