Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks