i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.