Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?