11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
Your dad touched me again.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.