My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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