If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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